Jeez wid smees

1. A phrase or saying said when surprised or angry.

*does something cool*. "oh jeez wid smees!" He said.

by Moppity Shlop the Mop May 29, 2018

Smee

Act of covering and pressing someone’s face with your hand and saying “ smeeeee “ in a high pitch voice

I’m going to smee that fat man

by Katrina728393726 July 17, 2020

Release Smee Johnson

A word for every use. Noun, adjective, verb. Anything you could ever think of. Cat got your tongue? Just release smee Johnson!

It’s been years since I’ve seen you release smee Johnson!!
Man it’s been a while since I’ve release me Johnson

by Releassmeejohnson December 1, 2023

smees

Basically "seems" but misspelled. It can mean anything depending on the context.

Alex and Josh are Friends, but Alex was arguing with Tim:

Tim: Hey, wanna meet somewhere?
Alex : smees
Tim: ok loser

Josh: wanna hang out later?
Alex: smees
Josh: great, cya later

Amy's grandpa died:

Amy: My grandfather just died
Hannah: smees
Amy: thanks, you're a good friend

A heated argument between Billy and Eric:

Eric: Your mom is gay and you stink, you dumb asshole
Billy: smees
The Crowd: Oohhh, burned!

by xFoxi13x December 1, 2021

Smee

Typical White suburban male, usually seen in a 3 bed semi detached house and driving a grey Skoda

Wow look at that guy, he is such a Smee

by Deezteez February 15, 2022

Smee

A nickname for one’s knee. Mostly used to degrade others.

“Wow, those are some weak smees!”
“Hey, you better stop flirting with my girl, or I’ll break your smees.”

by Kinkforsmees69 March 8, 2023