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Mediocre White

1. A person that consumes black culture (hip-hop, shows, style), but isn’t connected to it and never understands it.

2. a person, probably a straight white dude, that becomes a carbon copy at a PWI that has no sense of individual identity. Usually, seen juggling an irrelevant ass opinion and being talentless.
Jessica: *minding her own business*
Brad: Can I give you my opinion?
Jessica: N-
Brad: I think your hair is ugly.

Jessica: Bu-
Brad: and you should try a new cut.

Jessica walks away to Trisha

Trisha: you know Brad is a mediocre white, don’t let him get under your skin.

Jessica: I know, I know. He’s been copying answers from Josh his entire school career. Talentless, bitch.
by MetroBoominWantSomeMore June 15, 2019
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mediocre macaw

A term used endearingly to describe someone who has an average sleeping schedule; also, can be used to describe a very cool guy who understands the importance of getting sleep.
"Wow, you've been getting proper sleep lately, haven't you? You're such a mediocre macaw."
by big Beebee March 26, 2017
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mediocre blow job

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job
My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job
by Jsny88 April 13, 2017
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Mediocre Syndrome

This is the incurable disease of a bunch of average guys/girls having a thing for you. But all the people you like don’t like you back.
I just have mediocre syndrome!! Nobody good looking likes me!!
by Myahsaurus September 19, 2019
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Mediocre Blonde

non descript fairly good looking blonde with absolutely no brains or personality at all. Usually of the middle to upper classes, studying sports science at uni. Has matted bleached blonde hair, shops in jacks wills and wears leggings ugg boots and gillets.
Urgghhh look at that bunch of mediocre blondes
by The Beakster July 17, 2009
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Mediocreness

A state of, stupidity lameness, irrelevance. One who is an idiot. Something to say after one acts or says random stupid things. Mediocre.
Someone randomly says "I like to jump off trees"

You say "Wow... Mediocreness"
by Tonio! October 6, 2010
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Mediocre sex

Mediocre is kind of like what purgatory would be if there was such a thing as purgatory, it's not the same thing as dull. Dull would be what hell was if there was such a thing as hell, mindnumbingly/irritatingly dull or sadistic.
Girl - Wow, that was the most mediocre sex I have ever had, it doesn't get any more mediocre than that.

Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.

Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
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