[smeres]

a runners' term for a hot girl, who blows off everyone for an addiction to running. every boy wants her and every girl wants to be her.

hey man im tryin to get with that girl.

that smeres?! no way, dude. shes only into jockers.

by sarface January 6, 2009

Smides

a massive rack, a pair of boobs or a nice jug combo. In other words, two beautiful plump breasts. They sit perfectly on a women's chest, sticking out aggressively waiting to be squeezed, similar to Jenna Fischer's in Blades of Glory.

Wow, that lady has a nice pair of smides.

by bean jackson November 26, 2018

Smeesh

Lowkey way of asking for cocaine.

Where’s the smeesh??

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Swedes

A commonly random sent message by iphones this could be a word used for something that you were trying to describe as sweet, or maybe even Swedish, but never the less this means you need a new iphone immediately and you should contact your phone company as soon as possible.

Man kevin that picture is really swedes but i think my ihpone might be haunted

by Mr. S-Powers October 6, 2010

stedes

another way of saying std

u pick up any stedes lately?

by dizzle455 February 16, 2008

Smeesh

A 'chav' from a part of the UK.
or what 'chavs' like to call each other or 'normal' people

Chav1 : "oh smeesh I was rat assed last night
Chav2 : " oh smeesh you gotta fag"

by Kelly259 June 10, 2007

smeesh

Crumbled up paper, plastic, tape or any other item planned for the use of play; the sport of playing with crumbled up items...

Boy 1: Wanna play some smeesh?
Boy 2: Sure we can use this smeesh made of crumbled up tape and paper...

by cookiecat38 October 28, 2014