Mathering

Involuntary reflex from the human body, similar to gagging or hacking up a lugy, which happens continuously during a whole night of partying and popping bottles, scaring away any girls from your VIP table, and also causing security to keep a close eye on the individuals involved.

Joe, "Why after every bump does Jon gag like that, is he dying? Also he is making everyone look at us."

James, "He is mathering dude, it's all good, that's how we roll"

by TuckDCconnect August 6, 2012

slithering snake

When a couple is in the process of intercourse, and the male loses all control of his penis, and it starts going everywhere like a snake.

"Last night, me and Amy were in bed, and I had a slithering snake."

by *fapping noises* December 13, 2015

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

shatnering

Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."

Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004

smuttering

When walking around muttering something smutty and rude under your breath.

John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."

by peejay1977 April 25, 2014

Shatnering

To sing a song like you're reading the lyrics in a low voice, the same way William Shatner does.

Yeah, I loved that bit in Family Guy where Stewie was Shatnering Rocket man.

by Satan Jr. December 8, 2018

smitherines

For any object to be violently taken apart to a point it could never recognized or be put back together again.

It would be like filling a basket ball with nitroglycerin and setting it off, the micrscopic pieces would be considered blown to smitherines

by Webster ll September 16, 2018