typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.
an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.
an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.
Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!
by ken81086 May 21, 2009
Get the shitarded mug.Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.
Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.
Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.
Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.
by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011
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An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.
T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded
by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007
Get the shmetarded mug.Blanket description of anyone who actually looks UP to Sarah Palin, believes she has any more intelligence than a potato, or ascribes to or agrees with the Tea Party.
Those Teabaggers are f*ckin' saratarded!
by Rocketfueler April 22, 2010
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Get the Stutarded mug.P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
Get the Smartarded mug.The state of mind engendered by any level of sleep deprivation, most notably accompanied by a highly likelihood of laughing--often hysterically--at something that, with a normal night's sleep, would normally be categorically unfunny.
by Hipp April 23, 2005
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