smashmouth

To shove food into your face hole with intentional force.

I smashmouthed three slices of pizza at lunch today.

smashmouthing is not for everyone please consult your doctor before trying it yourself. Do not use metal fork while smashmouthing, this could lead to puncture wounds.

by killer kenny May 17, 2007

smashtor!

smashtor! is the omega-leveled union of grandmaster graham and gigantoid. smashtor has no known weaknesses.

dood, you dont want to fuck with grandmaster graham, he might join with gigantoid to form smashtor! and then he is unstoppable.

by grandmaster graham January 14, 2004

smashtress

A spare bed used mainly to perform sex acts on.

Jeff: Hey Terry, can I take Nicole up to your room and smash real quick?

Terry: Naw bro, go to the guest room and bang on the smashtress.

by erich3stacks March 19, 2014

Smashmouth

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE RULE WAS GOING TO RULE ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEEED SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A L ON HER FOREHEAD

Smashmouth is the goat

by H💿L💿 June 2, 2018

Shashmorphen

A word to say when you don't know what to say

Shashmorphen

by Skettimonsta March 2, 2020

smashmouth

The result of too may or too much botox in the form of lip injections. *see Kim K or any member of her family including her father.

"Sara's lip injections gave her smashmouth" or "Check out the clown face on that chick, she has a serious case of smashmouth!"

by p-ro February 18, 2021

smashmyhead

the 2 dumbest streamers in the oce region

rohan: i loooooove smashmyhead
bazza: yes

by WinterWarmness December 17, 2021