Turnip Slapper

A Pākehā (white or non-Māori) New Zealander.

From the root words 'Pā' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.

Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio

by PopiMokorahi March 22, 2021

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bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

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A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

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Snapperdoodler

Person guilty of excessive use of "snap." Especially offensive when used by men and/or more than once per lifetime.

If I hear "oh snap!" from that pansy snapperdoodler one more time, I'm cutting his tounge out.

by Winning-est September 18, 2011

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Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

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