smiledr

A Middle aged beautiful and smart woman who has the potential to do anything with a little help from someone she trusts.

Thats no angel....thats smiledr

by God of the Sea November 16, 2007

smazled

A person you is Super High off blunts círoc, henny, and edibles usually found playing videogames , sleeping , or making music.

A state of mind.

Focused.

Awake.

Loved.

Kid: happy brithday bro whats going on
Kid2: im smazled

by Dixon the master of hackensack April 3, 2017

Snailed it

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding

Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤

by bops of words June 4, 2018

Snailed

When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.

“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”

by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019

Snailed

When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.

The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.

by Form Cruncher June 18, 2021

Snailed

After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone

After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.

by Cheebaguy27 February 23, 2022

snailed up

To have half a boner

she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.

by miattababy June 1, 2022