SmackDown

The WWE show, shown on Thursday nights, which carries the substandard WWE wrestlers. Is the competition for WWE RAW, which is the authority of WWE TV shows. Their titles are the WWE Championship, WWE Tag Team Championships, and the Cruiserweight Championship.

Damn, no wonder he's not on RAW; SmackDown's the only suitable place for his suckiness.

by Dodd December 6, 2003

SmackDown

You say it when you've bested someone at anything. Like if you win a card game, beat someone at a video game, or a race, etc.

*You beat someone in Fight Night Round 3*

Yeeaaah boy! SmackDown! F*ck 'outta here, you can't beat me!

by Sendo August 4, 2007

Smackdown

The factually accurate and brutally delivered written or verbal retort due to all smactivists.

Glenn Beck needs a serious smackdown for being a world class smacktivist.

by Nosmack August 30, 2010

sorority smackdown

In a sorority when the members smack each other in the ass before throwing them over the edge of the nearest balcony. The girls usually have bets on who will sustain most injury, who will hit the ground first and who's ass will wibble the most when smacked.

Shola was very disappointed when Courtney walked away from the sorority smackdown with only a broken arm as she had bet on a fractured femur.

by Crazy Axer July 18, 2009

smackdown

The sic shit on UPN that no onther show can fuck with not even weak ass over dramatic raw.

oh shit dude Smackdown's fuck that RAW shit

by Opeth February 5, 2004

smackronyms

annoying 3 letter abbreviations (aka, acronyms) that idiots sprinkle throughout conversation, email, and general communication to make themselves appear smarter/hipper than they really are. Smackronyms that generate confusion or condescension are especially prevalent during conversations between supervisors and their direct reports.

"Before COB tommorrow, please convert all MQL's to SQL's and load to CRM for direct post to SLT for QTD and YOY Results in Q1!"..."WTF? Lay off the smackronyms and speak english!"

by mcmuffintop May 12, 2008

swamp donkey smackdown

A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.

The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.

So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.

I got smacked at the Swamp Donkey Smackdown and liked it.

by heather in the 760 June 1, 2010