Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Sporking

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

slocking

Asian term for fcuking or dating

You and her are so slocking each other don’t hide it!

by Linking December 17, 2017

swording

The act of touching sword tips whilst in wheat.

As seen on Good Mythical More episode #878. And youresoloud edit "touching squirrel tips - kiki's s'mores #2". Both on YouTube.

We're swording in the wheat.
we're swwording in the-in the wheet
we're soording in the weet

by wootwoot321 June 26, 2019

Skyward Swording

Skyward Swording is when during sex you try to wiggle your penis around inside of the vagina/butt. The idea is taken from the game Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which is a good game, if you aren't using the hard to control wii remote.

Yo girl, let me go Skyward Swording inside your "Water Temple."

by xx_GanonDragmaster_xx June 16, 2016

Storking

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'

The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.

by Lakeside Mansion April 13, 2009