Advi-Suggestion

Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.

Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Suggestive selfie

A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina

hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie

by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 4, 2019

posthypnotic suggestion

Something to do after you have been hypnotized. Like, after you've been hypnotized and are wondering what to do next, only you can't think exactly what it will be so you don't know what you will do but everyone else in the room knows already and that pisses you off, them knowing and you don't, so you rip off your shirt and skirt and say -- all right I don't think I was hypnotized anyway. Probably part of the hypnosis was to tell you to forget the posthypnotic suggestion, and forget that you have been hypnotized. At least forget it for a while.

Like at that party last Saturday night when I volunteered to be hypnotized and they gave me a posthypnotic sugestion -- but I forgot about it till just a few minutes ago. Before we started I was convinced that a posthypnotic suggestion would not work on me.

by jamjansandwich March 6, 2010

Slugfest

According to George Carlin, Slugfest is a festival which is held once a year. 100 000 macho muscle men are gathered and are put inside a big 17-acre dirt arena. For 24 hours non-stop they beat the shit out of eachother, no food or water, they are only given whisky and PCP. When there is one left standing, he is put on a pedestal and shot in the head.

Mikey went to slugfest and got a whisky bottle with PCP in it shoved up his ass.

by jambabeer July 22, 2009

The NS "suggestions and ideas" forum

The spawn of all bad suggestions. If this represented a volcano it would be Mount Doom. (although the only flames you'll see are from the forum-goers)

This forum makes people fear for the future of humanity.

the Suggestions and Ideas forum itself was supposed to be a hub for good suggestions. Now we need a seperate topic to wade through the garbage.
Ness-Earthbound

by Supernorn2000 September 9, 2003

Slugfest

An annual corporate event held on a weekday in which drinking commences at 9:00AM sharp, and continues until 5:00PM.

Violators of undocumented rules will be arbitrarily written up according to their role in the company's hierarchy. Known violations include: showing up late, informal dress, and failure to eat the required amount of cheesies off of the floor in the specified time.

Violations are addressed with a minimum of 1.5oz of the least desirable liquor in the room.

Pod's informal dress at the first annual Slugfest warranted a shot of Grappa, resulting in violent vomiting at 9:01AM.

by kev_g December 9, 2008

Suggestimate

A suggestimate is offered, where neither an estimate, nor a guesstimate is available.

To suggestimate, is to suggest an estimate.

A: What is your estimate on the cost of running the staff canteen this year.

B: I have no estimate on this as we do not know how many people will be sacked this year.

A: What about a guesstimate?

B: I absolutely cannot offer a guesstimate since I need at least a rough idea of how many staff we will have this year. Maybe you could suggestimate that for me.

by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 2, 2009