Sloring

Partaking in risky sex with a nasty easy crackrat slut

Fuck Logan it was totally insane don't know what she wanted more - rock or cock! Either way Laura was one nasty Slore bonus had no money for brothel so I gave her a good sloring.

by BachedMan May 4, 2018

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

Showeting

The act of shitting(defecating) in the shower. Often accomplished by the user sitting on the shower drain and doing his act through the little filter that picks up the hair.

When the plumber came, the marks around the shower drain made it obvious that Michael Z had been showeting under the supervision of Mr.S.

by Roman December 21, 2003

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

slavering

1. Drooling. Salivating. (I'm slavering at the mouth in anticipation of a steak pie.)
2. Taking shite. (Stop slavering!)

1. Drooling. Salivating. (I'm slavering at the mouth in anticipation of a steak pie.)
2. Taking shite. (Stop slavering!)

by AlanKir June 4, 2016

Floweringchuu

A social rej- a genshin player who doesn’t know how to stop reposting everything they get on their fyp

Floweringchuu’s repost got on my fyp again. I can’t watch my own tik toks without seeing floweringchuu’s reposts

by BigDaddyCEO April 15, 2022