Slopkick

To step in dog shit, dirt, or any other nasty substance and proceed to dropkick your opponent in the jaw. leaving behind a smear of nasty on their face, and they have to deal with the brutal pain of a dropkick.

*Fight going on*

Dude 1 - "holy shit did Steve just slopkick that dude?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, shit just got real..."

by ScawtSee March 27, 2011

Slop Dick

When a man fucks someone (male or female) anally and his dick has shit remnants on it. This may resemble pig food AKA slop.
This could result in "Pig Dicking"- the act of sucking a slop dick.

Man, Bailey doesn't know how to clean up. I was fucking her in the ass last night and she gave me Slop Dick

by StrickyDicky March 31, 2015

sloplicked

Half ass cleaned something

Look at my floor. You done sloplicked it .

by FlSunshine February 3, 2018

Slapdick

Slapdick, noun, often used when a person (most likely male or close to it) slaps themselves in the penis or balls
Also a game

Jim is such a slapdick

by Theslapdickguy June 15, 2018

Slapdick

A person who is an asshole who is usually a female hoe

God Kota is suck a slapdick, she baby cry to

by Max56177 September 30, 2019

Slapdick

Shawncon in any temperature over 90°F

"Get off me you fucking slapdick"

by Saucey Steve October 11, 2019

Slapdick

Colby Hall that doesn't know wtf is going on

Colby hall is a slapdick he never knows what going on.

by anonymous December 8, 2019