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Gaelic for warrior...Sloans are super strong and will fight. Loyal to a fault. Very loving...passionately
That girl in the after school fight was a total Sloan
by jdkudzu February 3, 2010
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Sloaneys

A Sloaney SLOW KNEE is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloaney is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloaneys tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine.


Where to find them
During the school holidays, look out for them primarily in the vicinity of King's Road ("the KR") in Chelsea, London. However, they also spend time in their estates in the Berkshire and Buckinghamshire countryside partaking in rituals known as "polo" and "tennis parties". Rock, in Cornwall, and its surrounding area is a popular destination for Sloaneys with an art for keeping their blood alcohol level above the 50% level.

Telltale signs

Designer clothes (non-skater, that is. Don't want to look like we've been slumming it in the skate park, do we darls?)

Voice sounds as if plum is shoved down throat

Use of Sloanglish

Group of 3 or more girls saying "Oh my gawd" and generally trying to make the rest of the world believe that their life is actually exciting

Group of 3 or more guys laughing like Tim Nice-but-Dim

Head glued to mobile phone in attempt to appear popular (it's probably Mummy seeing if they're alright)

Hyphenated surname

Referring to each other as "darling", and abbreviating each other's names to end with an S (eg. Laura - Lors, Lucy - Luce/Loos, Henry - Hens, William - Wills, etc.)

Pseudo-sophistication. Watch out for kissing once on each cheek as a greeting, like the French.

Sloaney schools
Ampleforth, Bradfield, Bryanston, Canford, Charterhouse, Eton, Harrow, Marlborough, Oundle, Radley, Rugby, Stowe, Tonbridge, Winchester, Abingdon, Benenden, Cheltenham Ladies', Downe House, Headington, Heathfield, King's Canterbury, St. Edward's Oxford ("Teddies" haha), St. Mary's Wantage, St. Mary's Carne, St. Mary's Ascot, St. George's Ascot, Uppingham, The Oratory School, Wellington, Woldingham, Wycombe Abbey ("Scabby Abbey")
and many more...



Sloaney names
Sometimes, these creatures give themselves away with their ridiculous names. Ones we found on an investigative (honest!) trip to Cornwall included Gala, Aurea, Crystal, Tory and Poppy. In most countries, giving children names like that is considered a severe breach of human rights.

c www.sloaneys.co.uk for more info
tara palmer-tomkinson
by chung takie tsang February 22, 2005
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sloanwall

nickname of a hockey goalie legend named jacob sloan. the word "sloanwall" is derived from the word "stonewall" which described jacob's ability to stop anything, just like a stone wall
CORY: "man, sloan is stoppin everything in net tonight bro!"

MARQUIS: "i know dude he's like a stone wall!"

CORY: "more like a sloanwall AHAHAHA"
by jacob sloan January 12, 2010
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tidus sloan

1) when a drunk asks asks someone to get everybody out of their house and the person it is said to has no idea what the person is going on about.

2) the name of a band with slash on guitar (sometime in the 80's)
drunk: tell the tidus,..the tidus sloans to go home. tell dem tidus sloans to go.
normal person:ok ok, ill get you another drink.
by yakovitch January 13, 2008
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sloane ranger

A young steretypically blonde woman who likes hanging out in Chelsea, primarily on the Kings road in London.

She is generally public school educated and her most popular university choices are either Oxbridge, Bristol or Edinburgh.

In the late 90's this woman would not be seen without her pastel pashmina.

Being called a Sloane ranger indicates that you are of a generally reasonable class level, however, it also indicates a certain vacuousness/air-head like attitude and snobbishness.
Check out the Sloane Rangers in Henry J Beans on the Kings road.
by Fabien Kincade July 27, 2006
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sloanish

A person who checks in at a hotel for his/her boss and prepares the notebook prior to every meeting
Ohhh man! Look at this poor gal! She needs to be sloanish for her stupid boss!
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sloansexual

when you are only attracted to mark slon
“oh your straight? i’m sloansexual”
by mollieeeeee January 3, 2021
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