slotch

a 'sloppy crotch' otherwise known as a 'loose meat sandwich' belonging to a female of the 'used and abused' variety.

"Woah! That Katie is one nasty Slotch!!"

by itputsthelotiononitsskin December 19, 2013

Sletch

When you set a short-timed nap alarm and sleep past it causing you to wake up feeling like shit.

Damn just sletched a nap again. I really need to start studying for this test.

by Trashpanda1810 November 21, 2019

slotch

One, or an item, who is, someone or something, of substance. Anywhere on the body. See vagueness.

The slotch is on fire, call the police.

by Revolution Films June 6, 2005

Slotch

1. A word that is not actually a "bad word" but sure sounds like one. Can be used to speak badly of someone, or to shout at traffic. Best if accompanied with "Fuckin'"

1. "Do you like Ryan Reynolds?" "Nah dude, that guys a fuckin' slotch"

2. (After Being Cut-off) "GET OFF THE GOD DAMN ROAD YA FUCKIN' SLOTCH!!!"

by PaulieD,2thousand&3 August 26, 2009

Sletch

An extreme pervert

Lisa, whats good? Brad broke up with you? Im sorry! You deserve better! He was a Sletch anyway!

by alwaysfresca October 19, 2011

slortch

"SL" - Slut
"OR" - Whore
"TCH" - Bitch

When you know a girl that will do what ever it takes to get what she wants even if it means destroying her own world and yours. After destroying the two worlds, she moves onto a new one. This type of girl is what is known as a slortch. She will take advantage of you, and not care about anyone else.

by AJLH2 August 28, 2008

Slotch

A combination of slut and hotch.
Slut + Hotch = SLOTCH!!

"That girl is such a slotch!"
"You effin slotch!"

by Desiree aka Dez aka Dezzie March 27, 2003