sliced bread

the best thing since the printing press.

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."

by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009

it's been a slice

"It's been a slice" is a farewell statement that comes from the saying "a slice of heaven." You can use the phrase to tell someone in a playful way that you have enjoyed spending time with them. Also, when ordering pizza, you can also say, "I'll have a slice of heaven please (instead of a slice of pizza)." You will seem much cooler that way.

See you later, Mikey. It's been a slice!

by macinlor December 5, 2015

gelli slice

The cut above or near the eyebrow or upper cheek that an action film star always acquires at some point during the film. Named for the make-up artist who perfected the technique.

It's not really an action movie unless the hero gets a gelli slice above their eye.

I'm so mad, I'm about to give you a genuine gelli slice.

by Kelli Bo Belly July 24, 2018

Manual Slice

When one squeezes their arse cheeks to cut a very big shit in half, prevent the toilet from block.

"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"

by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018

charity slice

A small slice of pizza, typically received when a larger slice is anticipated. If a full pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, this sliver would be representative of the "Donate it to Charity" portion.

They gave me the charity slice- I would like to exchange this for the Keep It!

by Keep It May 12, 2011

jumbo slice

(verb) To take a slightly unattractive girl to a sleazy pizza place after drinking heavily, not order any pizza, but instead make out with the girl in the corner while shitty music plays and the counter-attendants look on unhappily. One who jumbo slices will not take the girl home after.

Mikey's hitting on every girl at the bar tonight. He must really be trying to jumbo slice!

by Nice Hat March 30, 2007

Lion Slicer

A weird word from the lyrics of Colony of Birchmen off of Mastodon's 2006 album Blood Mountain

Seems however I'm a victim of circumstance

Hunt for ogres and dwarves

Lion slicer

by blacktooth100proof February 25, 2010