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slapded

Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.
Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.
by TheNoodler November 21, 2007
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mitch slapped

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.
You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!
by Arubatto June 27, 2008
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getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).
Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!
by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006
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slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.
My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.
by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017
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Slapped with Stank

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
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utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
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Stank-Slapped

Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.
I picked up a prostitute last night and got stank-slapped. But it was worth the $20.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
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