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Chinese Lapdance

The term given to describe the position when one is sitting on the bike backwards. Their arms are backwards on the handlebars, and their feet our on the peddles backwards. They continue to ride in this position. One who may pull this off is to be considered a hero of all bike riders.
He did the Chinese Lapdance all the way home, hoping to score some brownie points.
by Look at Mike Hawk June 3, 2011
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Slap Dance

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.
I want a Slap dance so badly and I will die happily
by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021
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Blapdance

A lap dance from a fine ass black girl at a strip club.
"Hey Ankur! Let's go down to Inner Room and gets some blapdance's."
by Machgrissssssom May 19, 2017
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Lapdance Jony

A man who likes Lapdances is called a Lapdance Jony
He's enjoing a lapdance, he is a Lapdance Jony.
by Tjomas Fischer November 21, 2017
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Snapmance

Finding a relationship or close friendship through Snap
I met this guy over a month ago and we are starting to have a snapmance .
by Bluemonkey February 11, 2021
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Slapanese

A joke similar to sugma or ligma, the proper response is "Slapping these nuts".
Hey have you heard of slapanese?
No, what's slapanese?
Slapping these nuts!
by The FCC May 10, 2021
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lapdanceonnanami

lapdanceonnamani is a roach roach=lapdanceonnanami.
by hanjiswife.org June 28, 2021
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