slackretary

A secretary that specializes in slacking off or doing assigned duties in a leisurely way.

Mary: "Why aren't these papers on the charts yet?"
Sherry: "Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask my slackretary over there!"

by Slackermeg September 2, 2009

slackcore

hardcore slacking not doing any work

aka not digging trails like a pro
i'm not digging cause i'm slackcore

by Joe Bloogs May 13, 2005

Slackface

The expression of a mentally deficient person as they stumble through a realm of consciousness unknown to that of people with the proper number of chromosomes.

Look at that slackfaced motherfucker trying to hump a doorknob!

by Slackfaced June 12, 2018

slackfired

When you do something half-assed and end up making it harder then it would've been if you had just done it the right way to begin with.

Well, mopping the floor without vacuuming up the dog hair first really slackfired.

by dkrnet June 4, 2016

slackcore

hardcore slacking for those who are lazy basterds.

That Kid crux is fully slackcore

by Joe March 2, 2005

Blackfired

When a non-Black person attempts to do something to or with Black people and the attempt back fires on them.

The attempt often times has friendly intentions, but can still go bad.

Coined by two students in an UNLV World Literature class.

White person: Wuz up my nig?

Black person: Aw hell no! He did not just say that!

White person: That blackfired on me.

by Enz8 December 31, 2011

slackcident

That awful moment when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.

Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"

by morningale March 20, 2017