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Snackjack

Prone to occur in communal enviorments such as a joint kitchentte or a domestic refrigerator, the snackjack is no less than a crime against nature.
It can strike everywhere and anywhere and none is spared.
Put simply, to be robbed of one's snack.
"Hey, anyone seen my snickers?"
*Everyone goes Silent*
"Zounds! Snackjacked again."
by Beepus July 19, 2007
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Sackpack

A draw string bag that is often used by athletes. it is one of the few types of bags that a guy may use for non-academic material and not be considered gay. it is by no means to be confused with a murse.
"did you see the guy with sackpack I bet he plays a lot of sports."
by dacrazy1 November 9, 2011
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slackacardia

A condition in which math students begin to show signs of slowing mental effort. The decline in brain activity is often accompanied by a diminishing work effort even though the expectation of a good grade remains high. Slackacardia is terminal and must be treated with relative quickness. Long term effects include chronic bad grammar, prolonged employment in fast food restaurants, and an increasing desire to live in the Midwest.

Early onset Slackacardia can have subtle symptoms that are indiscernible to the afflicted student. An increased level of texting during classtime is usually the first indication that the sickness is beginning. Soon students will turn incomplete assignments or stop doing work altogether. As the disease progresses they will accuse the teacher of losing their work, may stop attending class altogether, or make pathetic last minute efforts to complete several weeks of work in an hour or two (usually on the afternoon when term grades are being determined).
She thought texting her friends during class was harmless. It wasn't until she received an F in 3 classes that she realized she'd come down with Slackacardia.
by Noah Laughingmatter January 27, 2014
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1950's Slickback

The act of ejaculating in a breezys hair and slicking it back.
I threw the 1950's slickback on Allie Roberts.
by Oxytom August 14, 2007
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slacknacker

1 noun, insult used for lazy person,
Oi Slacknacker, get yer finger out!
by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005
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slackalackin

(a) verb. When you wanna slack line with the boys and you forget your line.

(b) verb. When you are being very efficient and don’t have the ability to slack off.
(a) Hey Jimmy you ready to tie a line between some trees and bounce n shit?
Nah sorry I forgot my slackline.
Man you’re slackalackin.

(b) Hey Joseph you’ve been working very hard lately it’s almost as if you don’t have the ability to be lazy.
You’re slackalackin Joseph.
by MrDooTheDash April 30, 2021
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douche snackpack

the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.
shit son that guy is such a douche snackpack he could blow away in a strong wind
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
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