Hop on skyblock

Gay sex on only 1 floor tile using pigskin condoms that have to be pulled out and shoved in someone’s anal hole. It also includes lube created out of mystical mushroom soup. The amalgamation of human feces into a 1 meter cube then the block is shoved up a pigs asshole

Ben: Hop on skyblock?
Tate: i thought you’d never ask
Ben: I gotta block and a pig let’s go

by cachigga laqueen May 6, 2022

Hypixel Skyblock

A game with a great concept and lore but executed in the worst way possible. Theres 2 ways to beat this game: 1. Quit/never play at all. 2. spend 2000 hours with the majority of it being holding 2 buttons to eventualy get a fancy stick that explodes. "So basically you spawn on your own island island, cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into Wynncraft." - Technoblade

"Have you seen bill lately?" "No, he went into crippling depression because he realized his favorite game, Hypixel Skyblock is an oppressive regime that simulates working a real life 9 to 5 but he doesn't get payed for it."

by KingCreeper85 January 21, 2025

Hypixel Skyblock Sweat

A poor soul who has dedicated their life to the grind. Probably has 1000 times more skyblock coins then they ever will IRL

Hes a Hypixel Skyblock Sweat

by SomeSkill September 29, 2023

hypixel skyblock

A hell like prison that causes you to have an addiction to grinding

Person 1: what are you playing?
Person 2: Hypixel skyblock
person 1: what exactly are you doing
person 2: waiting for Simon hypixel to fuck me in the ass

by 2cmIsAboveAverage July 25, 2022