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Swine Flu

A disease characterized by a high fever, a cough, and a strong desire to fuck in the mud.
Come over here baby, I've got the swine flu.
by Farmer Dude May 6, 2009
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Swine Flu

Idiot: WE'RE A DYIN! DA SWINE FLUUU IS GUNNA GET CHA
Me: Riiight :|
by yo!lyn April 30, 2009
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swine flu

1. The media's half-baked idea to cause the world to enter a state of complete pandemonium as a result of a lack of natural disasters (e.g. Red River flooding) to increase viewership or readership.

2. The government's plot to seek an alternative route to curing our economical situation by creating unnecessary drama in the field of pandemics that will supposedly spark a large creation of jobs in the cleaning product industry, and a trillion dollar profit margin, thanks in part to our gullibility as humans.

3. The hysterical hockey/soccer moms' excuse for contributing to the closing down of schools across the country, while students come into contact with one another more often outside of school than in school. Don't tell me kids are more susceptible to dying or being harmed from the swine flu as opposed to choking on a hot dog, getting hit in the head with a baseball, or falling off of a trampoline.

4. A future Michael Moore documentary that will be renamed "Pandemic Pandemonium".

5. A pandemic that will surely result in the mass hatred, execution, and genocide of pigs throughout the world.
"Oh, dear, Bob, you're experiencing a severe case of hysteria. That's a symptom! You better get yourself checked in!"

"Oh my, Bob, you look awfully run down. Are you sure you're alright?" *presses hands to cheeks* "SWINE FLU! EVERYBODY RUN!"

"Bob! They're evacuating the country to Mexico! Everyone's fleeing! This is not a drill! THIS IS A PANDEMIC!" *tornado siren* "Should I tell him that's where it originated? Nah..."
by mariahneu May 2, 2009
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skiine

Hey Nathan r u getting skiined tonight?

Fuck yeah, Im getting skined to my brine.
by bagel bomb May 11, 2008
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swine on a sign

Similar to a Cop in a Box, Swine on a sign is a police radar gun attached to a speed limit sign
Slammed on my damn brakes when I saw that Swine on a Sign catching me flyin
by Discoinsterno May 27, 2018
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Swinette

The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.
Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".
by anonymous January 5, 2020
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Dat Swine

General term for illness or overall negative quality of health. Derived from the question "Hey man, you got dat Swine Flu?"
Person 1: Hey, why isn't Mikey in school today?
Person 2: He's got Dat Swine.
by TheCDawg September 20, 2009
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