swamp pad

It is placed, usually toilet paper, in between your buttocks to prevent sharting as a result of sneezing, coughing or farting with more than the intended purpose.

Dude good thing I had a swamp pad because I coughed real hard and sharted!

by goldensurfer January 2, 2011

SWAMPMAHN

The character is based off of Creature from the Black Lagoon films, a humanoid/reptilian/plant elemental creature. Hip Hop artist, best known for his “horrific disgusting” stage persona. Probably one of the most talented rappers out there right now.

Oh gosh did you see SWAMPMAHN so nasty. But hey he keeps it based!!!

Coming out the swamp
Still hating saying so many things
Oh my gosh
In this doing me

by nevaswitch February 12, 2019

Swamp Eggs

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.

After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)

by The_Administrator January 14, 2011

swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

by callaham April 22, 2010

swamp sac

A medical condition caused by outdoor activities in the heat. Occurs when one sweats profusely in the crotchal area, causing the area to become swampy and nasty. Also the name of popular Texas softball team.

The Texas heat will sure give a man a bad case of swamp sac.

by DirtNasty June 26, 2008

skwump

A word that sounds like an insult but doesn't really mean anything. Usually used instead of an insult

Trent, your such a skwump!

by sweg sweg man November 6, 2014

Swamp Gang

The group of people from Greenwood Lake. They usually are heavy juuler's and smoke a lot of weed.

I love being a part of Swamp Gang.

by djd10990 March 12, 2018