monkey spunk bubble

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want

ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

Skunkmonkey

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.

The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!

by fusion73 March 2, 2010

Spunkmonkey

Spunkmonkey, is someone who is full of excitement or "spunk" and possible also a total dork thus calling them a Spunkmonkey

Norman-"did you see Kyle"
Gary-"yeah he is such a funny dork!"
Norman- "oh no man, you mean..."spunkmonkey"

by extreme21skipper February 7, 2008

spunkmonkey

An awesome band located in Hillsboro Oregon. with pure hearts and golden desires. their name is wholly pure and not in any way perverted. the immature minds of the adults that surround them have taken this meaning to a different level. it was never meant to be wrong or disgusting. only the minds that view it in that way are, sick freaks.

Paul "hey have you heard that band SpunkMonkey?"
Mr. Baines "thats a terrible name and should not be used!"
Paul "you have a sick mind! its not sick at all"

by SpunkMonkey February 9, 2008

skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.

"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."

by The Suphyx December 6, 2009

Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.

Chris is a Spunkmonkey

by Carpman October 6, 2003