skrumpy

being scruffy and frumpy at the same time; looking like you just rolled out of bed.

You didn't take a shower? You look so skrumpy today.

I'm so hungover. Fuck it, I'll just wear my sweats and go to class all skrumpy.

by nina b. March 28, 2008

Scrumptious Balls

An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.

Those scrumptious balls made me go up up and away

by balec2 December 22, 2021

scrumptious

When something is beyond delicious.

" thats some scrumptious ass cake!"

by Hopelicious October 28, 2013

scrumptrocity

the quality or state of being absolutely scrumptious.

- almost to the point of being too scrumptious.

This chicken pot pie is a scrumptrocity.

An el and 2 forties... sounds like a scrumptrocity against mankind.

by bigolenastyman February 10, 2008

scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

by Chaps April 10, 2005

scrumptchkie

a sweet, yummy lovable person, that you love... used with affection.

You're my little scrumptchkie!

by sharih November 1, 2007

Scrumptious

Something that is bomb or hella dank. Daats wassup.

Daaaamn! My Babygirl Pookie is lookin' HELLA scrumptious.

by hiiyaimangela March 13, 2010