skodillac

a term developed in eastern europe relating to small cars that have been pimped in a failed attempt to look more than what they are. a coinage of "skoda" and "cadillac" however may relate to any shitty shitty bang bang.

Scrape: "yo dude check whats under the hood of this bitch"
Rich kid: "man dis piece of shit skodillac aint got nuthin"

by SecondHandSmoke97 March 9, 2012

Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.

"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"

by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016

Skoden

"Skoden" is slang for let's go then.

Guy one you wanna fight?............ Guy two skoden!

by Skoden May 30, 2016

skodz

Adj: Characterized by being of, or related to, the neanderthal persuasion.

Pronunciation: 'scodes'

Derived from the 'Skoda' bloodline which originated somewhere in Northern Europe.

(1) Look at that brute trying to make fire with his titanic hands, what a skodz.

(2) Did you just see that skodz trying to use the keyboard? I almost pissed myself laughing.

by UMCPStudent July 25, 2009

skoda

Czech automaker, now part of Volkswagen Auto Group. Has been building cars for over a hundred years. Despite poor build quality during latter half of the 20th century, has been transformed by VW AG into the producer of some of the most reliable cars in the world, with an excellent dealer network to match. Currently offers the Fabia, Octavia, and Superb, with many choices of body styles and engines. Despite being criticized for staid design, which has closely resembled VW and SEAT cars, Skoda has a very progressive development team that is not afraid to try radical things. Offers very economical transport to those with a limited budget, and magnificent automobiles to those who have the money to shop elsewhere if they so desired. Unbeatable combination of price and quality will contribute to its growth and success over the next hundred years.

The Phaeton is about as popular as the Skoda Superb, but the latter is much braver statement.

by Hans Blix September 19, 2005

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

Skoodabop

"Skoodabop" is a word that you exclaim loudly in order to disrupt a session of macking. The word can also be followed by "nigga" when emphasis is felt to be needed.

"Skoodabopping" can be performed when your friend is macking or flirting with a fly honey or it can be performed on just any random couple that appears to be in the midst of macking.

If performed properly, you should receive a confused "what the fuck?" stare from the parties involved, and hopefully cause them to forget what they were doing.

"Skoodabopping" can also be done on Facebook. If you notice a male and female (or male/male female/female couples) chatting it up on your newsfeed, you can indicate awareness and cause confusion by posting a comment among the conversation simply stating: "SKOODABOP!" or "SKOODABOP NIGGA!". The only downside to this situation is that you do not remain anonymous if the people involved in the macking are strangers to you.

Person 1: "I saw Sonya and John macking so hard at the party last night, so I skoodabopped them."

Person 2: "Skoodabopped? Huh? How did you do that?"

Person 1: "I just looked in their direction and shouted 'SKOODABOP!'"

Person 2: "Oh...well...what did they do?"

Person 1: "I completely threw off their groove. They got really confused and stared at me and couldn't remember what they were talking about."

Person 2: "Damn, I got to try that sometime."

Person 1: "Just don't get skooda-punched like I did later by John."

Person 2: "Oh."

by theotherguysband October 21, 2011