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SkeezeAssface

A nasty, dirty, whoring person who has the face of an ass.
"Hey Doucher."
"Hey SkeezeAssface"
by Charkanine August 23, 2011
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Skeezed Out

Skeezed out
1. Verb, transitive, always paired together with the adverb "out" + a personal pronoun .
- To give someone the creeps or the willies (except in the U.K. where giving the willy to someone has a completely different meaning and can get you arrested) Usually accompanied by involuntary shaking, dry mouth, goose bumps, hair standing up on the nape of the neck and/or, in extreme circumstances causing loss of bladder or bowel control.

Skeezed out

2. Verb, intransitive, To be unpleasantly made aware of something. To be spooked, disgusted, shocked or incredulous of something or someone.
1. Man, I was really skeezed out by that big-ass cobweb with dozens of baby spiders on it when I walked into it in the dark.
2. James was skeezed out on his wedding night when he discovered that his new husband had three testicles.
by CrazyIvoryPounder February 21, 2023
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peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia
That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!
by Molecule- November 10, 2008
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skeeze

1. a male or female who is ammoral and dirty. 2. a word used to insult just about anyone.
by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003
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Skeeze

Someone who excessively flirts with others, or generally treats others, in a suggestive or greasy manner.
"Jack is such a skeeze. He flirts with everyone and doesn't realize we all think he's greasy and scary."
by Daveykins October 4, 2005
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skeezer blah blah

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.
Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!
by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006
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screeze

1. A combination of a sneeze and a scream. Or a very loud sneeze.

2. To sneeze so loudly in study hall that:
a. Your teachers will bitch at you for "screaming".
or
b. Your classmates will want to kill you because you're so annoying when you sneeze.
1. *ACHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"What the hell was that?"
"It's a screeze man."

2. Shit man, if Bill does his gay little screeze again I will kick his ass.
by Allison Chantel. May 15, 2008
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