Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

by LMom April 10, 2009

spooge pellets

A hard ripe pellet made from the after birth of a young camel. Usually these are ingested to keep bad spirits out and good spirits in.

My mom ate a spooge pellets before heading into the jungle.

by ratatadatat January 29, 2014

Spooge lugi

The big stringy hunk of ejaculate that comes out of the vagina the morning after an intimate encounter, always at an unpredictable time.

"Another yoga class interrupted by emergence of last nights spooge lugi."

by Cooeyk August 20, 2016

skooze

v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.

You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!

by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009

Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

stooge

To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.

I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.

by Bogrimm May 26, 2017

spooge luge

1. a tattoo on the small of a womans back, that she presumably likes to be covered with a man's seemen

That girl is such a slut, that spooge luge has all of our names on it.

by wheezy302 November 13, 2007