skontie

When you are absolutely shitfaced out on a night with the lads

*Sees a drunk man*

Daniel: Jesus he's fucked up
Will: He is definitely off his skontie

by zonk reese October 7, 2017

Skönneberg

A sir name that only goes to the coolest motherfuckers on the entire planet. A Skönneberg is an individual that is often times misunderstood to be arrogant or cocky, but ends up proving that they aren't boasting, just speaking fax. They're the best friend you'll ever have. He is really protective of you. You can talk about anything to him and he'll never tell anyone. You can trust him with anything. He's smart, serious, but also funny. He knows all the right things to say to make you forget about your troubles. He encourages you to be a better person. You can never stay mad at him for long.

Random sexy girl: "Does your name happened to be Skönneberg?!?"
Guy named Skönneberg: "Yea. How'd you know?"
Random sexy girl: "You just happend to be sooo cool! And only guys named Skönneberg are that cool"

by Mike Coxlong 69 January 24, 2020

SKOFI

Acronym for Some Kind Of Fucking Idiot

That politician is most certainly SKOFI!!

by The Moonlighter March 16, 2021

skinfull

A term for having consumed too much alcohol.

'You shagged that fat lass last night, mate.'
'It's not my fault, I had a fucking skinfull.

by EssEmmExx December 19, 2004

Skinflute

Cock.

Hey bitch, wanna play my skinflute?

by Niggery Diggery Doc September 12, 2003

Skonka

whore, slut, bitch, skank

"Dude! That girls right there is a skonka!"

by somerandomperson876 October 19, 2011

skinful

an amount of alcohol that is enough to make a person drunk:

By ten o'clock he'd had a skinful.

by Renan Proenca September 16, 2006