snitches

persons that report the illegal activities of other persons to the authorities, causing them disfavor in the eyes of those persons and their friends and pretty much anyone else whos not an asshole

ima fuck up those snitches that called the 5-0 when we were candyflippin at that party

by risewiththesmoke February 11, 2009

snitches

any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.

I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.

by youonlyliveonce July 22, 2009

Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.

Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.

by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009

Skitched

To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.

I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.

by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006

hitting the switches

1) Activating hydraulics in your car, usually bouncing them up and down.
2) Having sexual intercourse where the penis alternates between going into the vagina and going into the anus of the girl. source: Girls Gone Wild, Doggy Style

1)Ridin around town in a drop-top Benz, hitting the switches in my black 6-4.
2) Last night, I was with Brendon, and he finally hit the switches on me. It was the most romantic thing ever.

by playaplave January 19, 2006

Stitches

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.

I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches

by syniconthetrack May 2, 2015

Snitches are a dying breed

Phrase most often seen in biker subculture that implies that people who inform to the police deserve to be killed.

That guy wearing a snitches are a dying breed t-shirt is a member of the Outlaws M.C.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016