skeeze

a long armed, long legged, long necked, short torsoed male or female

wow, look at that skeeze, there just such a skeeze

by kevin donovan June 4, 2003

skeeze

A new name for the exhaled smoke from marijuana.

Phil and Paul were enveloped in the massive cloud of skeeze that Lesley exhaled from Nimbus. She is truely the skeeziest in the group.

by Paul E. S. April 14, 2006

skeeze

a sack of weed (pot, marijuana)

"im tryin' to get a skeeze tonight"
"wanna go up on a skeeze?"
"i got a fat skeeze"

by rebecca October 13, 2004

Skeeze

To be fooled, particularly in a prank

Ya'll been skeezed!!

by krazykraig09 November 1, 2003

Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .

Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out

by Spaghetti Western December 18, 2011

SKEEZE

A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.

Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!

by The Mad Professor January 7, 2019

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020