A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.
person one: Hey Mikey what are we....
Person two: Skizzert!
Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)
This is a true story!!!!
Person two: Skizzert!
Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)
This is a true story!!!!
by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009
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the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.
the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.
by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010
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It originates from an in joke between mates about a female we know called Saz who is often mistaken for Ron Jeremy
It originates from an in joke between mates about a female we know called Saz who is often mistaken for Ron Jeremy
Man 1: "OMFG did you just see that guy get beaten up by a girl?"
Man2: "Yeah mate, he just got proper Sazzed"
Man2: "Yeah mate, he just got proper Sazzed"
by Granty R October 16, 2007
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