Seamen of the South

Crazy crew of Pirates that ravage the fierce land that is central florida. known for such dastardly crimes as rape, pilalging, murder, and hotel fraud. Make annual trips of terror. Many think they are gay. The crew is
Captain Munch
Cannon Balls
The Green Parrot
Douche Beard
Tripod

Dude wtf who are those assholes over there yelling "penis"

Ah its those fags the Seamen of the South

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Skamer

Someone who skateboards, and plays video games as a hobbie.

Guy 1: Dude what do you like to do for fun?

Guy 2: I like to skateboard and play video games. Im a Skamer

by skate4lyph3 April 13, 2011

Lost Seamen

Spent semen down the shower drain.

"My shower drain has claimed more lost seamen then all of the Great Lakes combined.

by Shack Nagger September 23, 2009

Seamen retention

Training for E3 and below in the US Navy on how to retain information better in a training environment.

Hey Seamen Timmy, we’re doing seamen retention this week so stay strong!

by LittleNougerBoy June 12, 2021

chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.

I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.

by ZumZoom May 25, 2016

Seamenate

When your nipples being rubbed and fondled is so arousing, you ejactulate prematurely.

Annon was playing with Matty's nipples last night and he seamenated all over her.

by Smeghead2155 January 12, 2014

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009