Sassed

A term used to explain the drunkenness of the previous nights antics.

The word 'sass' means alcohol

Bloody hell man, I was so sassed last night it's unreal. I can't even remember the girls who's number I got!

You fancy a session tonight? The fridge is FULL of sass...

by Bennana February 8, 2009

sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

Stassel

A male version of the word slut, also meaning stupid ass hole.

"He totally hooked up with Christie and Tabatha in the same night!"

"Omg what a stassel, he needs to grow a pair!!! "

by Jomammaisahottie April 12, 2010

sassel

The cutest puppy in the whole wide world.

That is the most adorable thing I've ever seen. It's a Sassel!

by MoniqueO March 28, 2008

sasser

a computer worm spreading through networks, you only fucking need to be connected to a router to get infected, and oh no you got the sasser computer worm
person1: oh no
person2: what
person1: my computer is shutting down
person2: oh no
person3: looks like you have the sasser worm
person2: so we're gonna send e-mails for the rest of our lives
person3: no, no, no
person3: sasser spreads through networks
person2: so that explains that
person1: then how did i get infected
person3: sasser also spreads using internet-protocol

a computer worm spreading through networks, you only fucking need to be connected to a router to get infected, and oh no you got the sasser computer worm

by notsosus May 17, 2021

Japanese Sword Swasser

a full time Mc donalds working asian crime fighter with an abnormally small penis

What a small cock you have! pft must be japanese sword swasser

by satanicasshole July 24, 2016

Sasserfras

Name give to someone who is a ginger person.
See Sass

Look at the stupid fucking Sasserfras!

by Pete December 2, 2004