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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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dark skinned

A term used within the black community to describe a person's skin tone that can range from an almond brown to a deep mahogany color. This symbolizes strong African ancestry.
"I love what that dark skinned girl over there is wearing!"
by Queenin' December 17, 2015
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skinned my dink

To screw some bitch all night, real hard so that your dick is sore the next day, possibly with some skin worn off.
Oh man, I really I skinned my dink on that bitch last night!
by the knob April 25, 2006
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sinners handshake

when your lover gives you a hand job while in a church lot or park while people watch
my hunny gave me the sinners handshake and some kid slipped and skinned his knee in the juice
by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009
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Sinner

"All you SINNERS stand up, sing Hallelujah." ~Hallelujah - Panic! at the Disco
by XxSmilyWolfxX March 19, 2017
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Singed

A deranged mad-scientist from Zaun who instills maximum tilt into his enemies as they attempt to chase him through his cancerous poison gas. Tilt is amplified via the use of laugh-spam and mastery spam as well as implementing Rylai's Crystal Sceptor into his kit.

Singed created Warwick and pissed him off.

Never chase Singed. He will laugh at you and kill you after you lose half your HP to his poison.
Singed can go 0-10 in lane and still shit on your team fights.
Singed is fucking OP dude. He just runs around, unkillable, spamming shit and taking turrets. I fucking hate Singed.
by ThatMilkshake June 3, 2018
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Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.
1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.
by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012
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