Simonas

a NERD

but he a chill boi

Yeah i met a simonas today

by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019

semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

Simonas

Simonas is the cutest boy ever living. If you see him you should probably hang out with him.

Hi Simonas!

Hi gurl😙

by Simdauk November 21, 2021

SIMONAS

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

by CasLover June 1, 2019

Simoncising

the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.

guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.

by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013

Simonicus

Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.

"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*

by Meiandus January 13, 2014

Simonata

Noun. A solution that works. Nobody has any freaking idea how or why it works, but it works.

Person 1: "Wow, *redacted*'s system is still running, it must be hanging on with duct tape and prayers.

Person 2: Yep, it's a real Simonata that one - don't touch it!

by plonk12 April 21, 2018