simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Saimonite

A orange or gold-colores gemstone is the strongest gemstone in the world.

I need some saimonites to make an armor.

by Saimono Word Maker March 6, 2022

Georgia Samsonite

A trash bag that is used to carry belongings instead of a suitcase. Usually used by broke college students who can’t afford a suitcase.

Damn, look at Joe’s poor ass hauling around that Georgia Samsonite

by Supermaniacjoey44 October 9, 2023

Simonized

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

carrying samsonite

Of or pretaining to emotional baggage.

To have one or more emotional issues, usually having to do with a relationship from the past or from a traumatic event. These emotional issues can often prevent or wreak havoc on future relationships and be detrimental to ones over all true happiness.

At first I thought that chic was amazing, but then i realized she was carrying samsonite. I had to bail on her.

by Brooks J. Masterson May 6, 2006

emotional Samsonite

An extremely large unit of emotional baggage

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set

by Urban Englander June 12, 2009

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006