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Silky Mama

Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.
She buys her baby food, uses Pampers and vaccinates on schedule.. She's a silky mama!
by silkymama April 18, 2010
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silksong

a game in development for so long it feels like it doesn't exist.
team cherry: we have finally released silksong after 69 years of development!
hollow knight fans waiting since 2019: silksong.. wuzzat?
by incrediblyuniqueusername August 27, 2021
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silli season

When most of your female friends do breast implants.
Guy1: Have you saw Elaine recently? She looks like she´s got her boobs inflated!
Guy2: Silli season.
by LeMOnVodk October 16, 2010
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silkymeatloaf

A perfectly straight and smooth penis thus giving it the appearance of silk. Unfortunately the penis is square like a meatloaf. It should be noted that the penis is slightly below average but men who have a silkymeatloaf generally make up for it with an award winning personality and killer oral skills.
The first girl to see Mike's Penis named it silkymeatloaf!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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Hangover sillies

The incontrollable silliness and/or giddiness that follows a night of excessive drinking.
Person 1: I just threw up in the dune grass.
Person 2: Fact - every second Christmas, an African child punches a baby.
Person 1: We have such a bad case of the hangover sillies.
by Freckles17 August 24, 2011
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Silky Johnson

The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.
Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?

Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.

Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
by A7XDeathbatGNR January 27, 2007
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Silky Mitts

Imagine you see a hockey player with soft hands who can dangle the puck like only the greats. You might say he has sweet hands...or "silky mitts". Now, you can use this phrase, which clearly describes something good, for ANYTHING that's good. Please see examples
Dude, this pizza is out of control good. It's silky mitts bro.

That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.

How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!

I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.
by jerrapin February 19, 2011
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