shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Shuster

To redeem one's self; to come through after years of disappointment; to win in grand fashion after having lost in the past. Named after USA curler John Shuster, who came through in the clutch with a gold medal in 2018 after years of frustration.

The Philadelphia Eagles pulled a Shuster when they won Super Bowl LII after years of waiting.

by Uncle Ben Stein February 26, 2018

Hey Shisters

Flashback Mary’s favorite term used to describe the makeup community. The H is for comedic affect.

Girl 1- Do you watch James Charles?
Girl 2- Yes I love it when he says Hey Shisters

Girl 1-Shisters? You mean sisters?
Girl 2- I guess you’re not a Shister.

by Flexsealphilswift July 22, 2018

syster

swedish for sister ie totally amazing female who will always be there for you no matter what.

syster saved my life!

by perfectly.im.perfect August 10, 2016

shister

def1.Girls in a friend group who act like they practically live together and cant ever be separated and have seen the worst of each other;since they arent actuly sisters they call themselfs shisters
def2.A veiwer of James Charles

girl 1 Hey shister

girl 2 hey boo boo

by school.sukks October 20, 2018

Shuster

A verb meaning to fail to meet expectations, particularly at a moment critical for success or even slightly respectable results.

Slightly derogatory, indicating the type of disapproval that can only be backed by the weight of a nation's scorn.

"Well we almost won the game, but the kicker missed the extra point so we lost by one."
"Man, he really shustered that!"

"Ouch, you son of a bitch! That's the wrong hole!"
"Sorry honey, I was only off by an inch and a half."
"Shuster me again like that and we're through!"

"The United States team has a chance to go up by two and almost certainly clinch a victory here in the ninth end."
"Oh no, he pulled a shuster! What a letdown!"
"Apparently he truly enjoys the taste of disappointment."

by rabidsquirrel13 February 18, 2010

Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005