old sheckled hen

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.

that chick sure is an old sheckled hen

by everybody poops May 10, 2018

Sheckled

To stab someone repeatedly in the knee

I didn't want to have to do this but T-Series if you come through that door your knees will be sheckled.

by T-Series Reverse Subscribe February 22, 2019

sheckle

To consciously exclude somebody from a group of friends. Comes from the MTV show "The Life of Ryan" in which Ryan Sheckler is always trying to "phase people out" of his social group for no reason apart from his rampant egotism.

They never want to hang out with me anymore - I think they're going to sheckle me!

She said everyone at the party was a loser and walked out! We've been sheckled!

by The Green Dragon January 19, 2009

Shmeckle

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply

Sheck performed a shmeckle on Claire

by O.P. 300 August 28, 2010

shmeckledwarfed

The act of being swindled misunderstood or confused.

"we'v just been shmeckledwarfed

by Anonumin October 19, 2009

shmeckle

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.

Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!

by The Shmeckler July 27, 2017

Shpeckle

A small amount of something
1. A short time period; usually between 5 min and 15 minutes.
2. 1-4.5 items
3. A "dab" or "pinch"

1. "I'll be there in a shpeckle! And by shpeckle, I mean 7 minutes!"
2. "I only want a shpeckle of m&m's, and by shpeckle, I mean a range of 1 to 4.5 m&m's"
3. "Okay, now you add a shpeckle of cinnamon to the cookie dough; and by shpeckle, I mean a "dab" or "pinch"

by The Palinator March 22, 2009