shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

Shwank

Another word for cool.

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

by funu555 September 27, 2014

Shwank

A shag that has no love, so technically, should be called a wank.

That ho got shwanked good and propper

by Sambo February 5, 2004

Shwank

Another meaning for penis;
Hanging low.

My shwank is swinging

by Dan Cordeiro January 19, 2004

Shwank

Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel

I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!

by school May 27, 2007

ShWank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!

ShWank....

Fuck me boys that Curry was ShWank !!

by Barry Bab May 25, 2005

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009