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Shwag

How much for the shwag?
by jeff McCormack February 6, 2004
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shwag

shwag

–noun

1.
Regular weed




2.
Dirty seed filled Mexican marijuana




3.
Marijuana bought at cheap prices often times in impoverished neighborhoods in front of liquor stores from African Americans with gold teeth possibly carrying a firearm in their waste band who will not hesitate to make you “spread your shit” in order to take all of the Caucasians belongings and money, without exchanging the shwag.
"Dude, I got some weed the other day and it was shwag"
by Jordan Knight April 1, 2008
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Shwag

1) Inpotent cronic i.e. weed / marajuana containing a low THC count

ex: I ain't smokin' this shwag! Bleugh!

2) Many plundered treasures of significant value stolen and collected for a long time before being called "shwag"

ex: I going to steal this guy's sweet bag of shwag!
1)ex: I ain't smokin' this shwag! Bleugh!

2)ex: I going to steal this guy's big bag of shwag!
by Acid303404 May 14, 2005
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shwag

Shwag: Stuff that just lies around and shouldn't. Useless clutter or garbage.
After the gang finished digging the yard up, there was 'shwag' left all over the damn place!
Clear the fucking 'shwag' out of this garage and maybe we could park a car in it!
by ruthie October 25, 2003
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Shwag

Free stuff, such as the kind a musician/band might throw into the crowd at a performance (e.g. t-shirts, novelty beach balls, stickers, etc.) also spelled "schwag", but NOT to be confused with "swag".
Me: Dude, I got so much shwag at that concert last night.
Friend: sweet, like what kinda stuff?
Me: some free stickers and a t-shirt!
by somelocaldj October 6, 2011
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shwag

i bought 3 grams of shwag
by your mom October 5, 2003
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shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE
Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.
by King Pinch October 10, 2009
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