Shronk

God

Shronk is god

by Suck my lemons March 9, 2020

Shmunky

A term created by the upcoming rapper yeat. Shmunky is basically what yeat wants to his first baby name to be. Can also be called “Luh Smhunky.”

yo yeat what’s yo first kids name finna be? yeat: Shmunky.

by geekpeej April 3, 2022

closet shrink

The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.

I have some clothes in my closet that have succumbed to closet shrink, and they no longer fit.

by anonymous June 3, 2017

shrinkage

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

by thatsright December 26, 2004

scrunkly scrimblo

scrunkly scrimblo (affectionate)

kuni is my little scrunkly scrimblo awww the scrunkly 🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when😆

by kamisato ayaka December 10, 2021

Shlunky

A very messy form of fellatio

I got a shlunky today and still have a puddle in my belly button

by singlecelled November 16, 2009

Shronk

A beautiful creature that lives on Mount Olympus with Zeus and his gang gang. He took over as the god king after the others saw his true form. Shronk is a savior he saved a young child from getting pushed off a mountain. Then he turned into the world's most practiced religion. With 6 billion people worshipping him every day. Shronk is unstoppable.

Tom: Hey you worship shronk too right?

Brad: Hell yeah! Who doesn't?

by SHRONK_THE_WALK January 1, 2020