Shristied

The drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the hell you're going. The ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. Present foremost is the need to 'dance' after 'going to the bathroom' see: shot race...Shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after 'KLed' and roofied punch from BU's finest Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Often resulting in questionable what-the-hell-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. Roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.

"Bro, I got 'KLed' last night"
"Oh, nice bro. Yeah I got Shristied at PIKE the other night- I woke up fucking a Coke machine at the motel6. She was cummin' Fresca, like crazy, man!"
"Bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. I won't settle for KL--I'm mean she's cute, but no Shristy...bro.............right bro?"

by CMWalka March 26, 2009

shribs

Accessory ossicles, or small bone particles.

Two shribs broke off the tip of his fibula when he twisted it going downstairs.

by Mebez October 26, 2015

shlissade

The weightless power slide experienced when a pedestrian inadvertently steps on a piece of dog excrement. Depending on the consisency and prevailing conditions, this can continue for quite some time and may or may not end up with the "shlissader" sitting in the reason for their downfall.

Why are you sat on a rubber ring Dave?

I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!

by Merkins July 25, 2009

Shpiss

A bowel movment with the consistency of urine.

Also see: Shpissing(verb)

Ex1.

Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.

Man#2: damn

by Gabby J. Johnson October 23, 2017

shissing

To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.

Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.

by Marzmellow March 21, 2008

Sarissa (with butt-spike)

A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.

"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)

by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007

Sharissa

Sharissa is an amazing person that has a cute baby laugh and sings like a goddess and easy to talk to and such a good friend and one you could trust that is hella mf pretty.She has nice sense of humor and tries her best to make people’s day and for that exact reason is why sharissa is a hella good person

Sharissa is my bestfriend and she hella stoopid

by Manlady2847 July 13, 2019