Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture

The Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture (SBHG) is used to describe abstract things by leadership in a corporate environment. Typical uses are to describe a process, workflow, or when making a really good point that everyone should pay attention to. To perform the SBHG, simply start with your hands placed wide on the table with your palms facing eachother. After making each point, or describing each step, lift your hands like you are holding a box, and pretend to shrink it by an increment proportional to something in your description. Place the imaginary box back on the table. Your hands will be closer together with the palms facing. Now, repeat the process until you are satisfied. This phrase can be used in many situations such as:
"Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture used in that meeting!"
"He/She really got me with that Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture. I just nodded and agreed!"
"I will now perform the Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture"

Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture he/she used in that meeting!

by Caticon July 10, 2018

shinkling

Taking a shit in a hole cut in a frozen lake.

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.

by camp dube December 13, 2018

Strangling Antler

The act of masturbating before work

Sorry I’m late, I’ve spent most of my morning strangling antler

by hero_of_kvatch August 26, 2021

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021

Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020

Pocket Sprinkling

The art of gathering the lint, sand or paper scraps from your pockets and throwing it at people.

I was feeling depressed the other day, and i was pocket sprinkled by a stranger. Suddenly i felt joy like i have never felt before, by that Pocket Sprinkling.

by XxSteelexX March 30, 2013

Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005