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epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.
After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
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ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
by elchavito99 November 17, 2011
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Shrigga

Shrigga is so cool
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Positive Shrinkage

When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are
"Teresa legit just had positive shrinkage"

"No way bruh she always a big one"
by JxkeSED January 29, 2016
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sharingan

1. A kekkei genkai, or bloodline limit, belonging to the Uchiha Clan (Kakashi Hatake is an exception. His sharingan was transplanted to him from Obito Uchiha, a former teammate. Because he does not have Uchiha blood, he cannot fully master the kekkei genkai).

2. To copy. Originating from the manga/anime Naruto.
1. Kakashi used his sharingan against Zabuza which allowed him to copy his techniques and put him into a hypnosis.

2. -after hearing someone say something that he usually says- as if sharingan my sayings
by teh_dee October 23, 2006
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Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan

The Mangekyou Sharingan (literally Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye in Japanese) is the 4th and highest level of the Uchiha clan's Sharingan (a technique from the wonderful anime, "Naruto"). Aquiring it signifies complete mastery of the Sharingan, which allows usage to techniques such as Amaterasu and Tsukiyomi. The secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan is that only those from the Uchiha clan who have achieved the 3rd level of Sharingan (3 teardrops in both eyes), and have killed their best friend, may use it. So far in the Naurto manga, Uchiha Itachi is the only one who has been revealed that has achieved such a level.
"If you open your eyes to the truth, including me, the number of people who can handle/deal with the Mangekyou Sharingan will have become three." - Uchiha Itachi to Uchiha Sasuke
by Haniruto September 2, 2005
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Shinga

You're all full of Shinga!
by Shit_4_Brains October 3, 2007
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