shralping

shredding,ripping,and crushing all at the same time.

That wave was shralping!!!

by pookie1 March 13, 2008

shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore

What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!

by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012

salding

it's like malding, when you're both sad and balding.

when my girlfriend broke up with me i was salding
my parents told me i was adopted and i started salding

by Lost Asian December 8, 2019

The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

Shredding

The act of being a bodybuilder or Gym Nut. The constant diet that most athletes put themselves on so that they are able to shed their excess fat. Eg "He is shredding it in the gym". This is not something that is done occassionally, this is a lifestyle choice for those who are A1 Personal Trainers!

Frankie is shredding, he definitely cant eat that!

by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010

shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

by Appleman May 19, 2006

Shredding

The most satisfying thing to do with a guitar. There are non-believers, in this age of nu-school hiphop, rap metal and ska, but there will always be a cult devoted to the art in its truest form.

Dimebag can shred like a motherfucker. Seriously, he can shred like you wouldnt believe. Thats until he died. Rest In Peace Dimebag, you motherfuckin legend.

by Dimebag December 22, 2004