Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.

This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.

by veelenga March 6, 2019

Its schrading time

What uncle Hank says on Breaking Bad all the time.

"Skyler me and Mike love eachother." -walter
"ITS SCHRADING TIME!"

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

shading

wearing sunglasses indoors

"Why is he shading? Does he think he's Jack Nicholson?"

by klert October 3, 2015

Shading

Shading occurs when you hide your relationship from your friends even though they know you have someone in your life

Girl 1: Have you got a boyfriend?
Girl 2: Umm...I don't know
Girl 1: you are Shading aren't ya?

by PussyWhisperer August 10, 2017

Shroding

The act of masturbating, then taking a nap. Turns any bad day into a good day.

"Katie's having a bad day, so she's going to go shroding."

"Well, that will turn her bad day into a good day."

by matt86498564752364347857 October 27, 2012

Shrodinger's Bigot

A person that constantly makes bigoted remarks & comments and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get. When they inevitably cross the line they blame trauma, the way they were raised, their neurodivergence and/or the actual victim - They will do everything except take accountability unless the offense is frivolous optics & requires no true change on their part. Then they'll gaslight & manipulate the victim for being upset.
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole

Raven: *Watching offensive videos & laughing at a black person being compared to a monkey*
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-

by dreamingoutloud7673 January 20, 2023

window shading

A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.

You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.

by Emotionally Shallow Hippie August 30, 2017