sploingus

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.

person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."

by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022

longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

Shingus

An expression used in a situation where ones brain goes blank.

Mother: Darling would you mind cleaning your dogs shit out of the microwave?

Son: Shingus

by Krunkus December 20, 2019

spingus

A slang term for male genitals

I sucked Jimothy's spingus. His cum was super glue scented

by Zealous Champion July 27, 2016

splangus

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.

Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)

by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

spingus

Dong

Wow, i like your Spingus!

by Camdud June 25, 2016

shabingus

The act of shagging and stabbing a big chungus.

Bro you’ve never tried to Shabingus?

by The supermart cart April 15, 2021