what happens to a woman when she gives a blow job in the shower, and she gags on the water that is hitting her face. Typically interrupts the oral sex.
"My lady gave me a blow job in the shower, but she had to stop because she started to showerchoke while my dick was in her mouth."
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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010
Get the showerchoke mug.The feeling of calm tranquility one gets right after they take a shower. The feeling is multiplied when more than one person is present at the time.
Bro 1: Hey bro, I thought you said today was the worst day of your life! What happened?
Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?
Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!
Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?
Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!
by Butt Cramperton October 14, 2010
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The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.
This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm
by NickyLags May 3, 2011
Get the showerlepsy mug.An epiphany--something that occurs to you, often deep and profound--that occurs to you while you're in the shower.
Many people, for some reason, do their best thinking in the shower. Maybe it's the quiet, distraction-free environment, or maybe it's the tingling feeling of water rushing over you that stimulates your senses and mind, but some of the best and most creative mind-work is often done at the least-convenient moment (i.e. when shampoo suds are falling into your eyes).
Showerpiphanies are often ephemeral, since (unless you have something waterproof to write with) you can't note them down, and once you get out of the shower and busy with other things, they're easy to forget.
Related: showerplan, when something that needs to be done occurs to you while you're in the shower, which you then forget as soon as you get out.
Many people, for some reason, do their best thinking in the shower. Maybe it's the quiet, distraction-free environment, or maybe it's the tingling feeling of water rushing over you that stimulates your senses and mind, but some of the best and most creative mind-work is often done at the least-convenient moment (i.e. when shampoo suds are falling into your eyes).
Showerpiphanies are often ephemeral, since (unless you have something waterproof to write with) you can't note them down, and once you get out of the shower and busy with other things, they're easy to forget.
Related: showerplan, when something that needs to be done occurs to you while you're in the shower, which you then forget as soon as you get out.
Will: Dude, I had a life-changing showerpiphany this morning.
Derek: What was it?
Will: No idea. I forgot it as soon as I got out of the shower.
Derek: You need to invent a waterproof recorder to record all your showerpiphanies.
Will: THAT WAS IT!! That was totally my showerpiphany. Thanks, bro!
Derek: I'll take a 30% royalty for jogging your memory.
Derek: What was it?
Will: No idea. I forgot it as soon as I got out of the shower.
Derek: You need to invent a waterproof recorder to record all your showerpiphanies.
Will: THAT WAS IT!! That was totally my showerpiphany. Thanks, bro!
Derek: I'll take a 30% royalty for jogging your memory.
by alaskanjackal June 4, 2018
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Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"
Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"
by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013
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mikey: how'd you do that!?
jimi:i got a little 1 on 1 showerspective this morning
mikey: how'd you do that!?
jimi:i got a little 1 on 1 showerspective this morning
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